Currently trying to persuade my tabletop group via text messaging to try out 5e. I have to at least try it once, but one of them is too stuck up on the fact that they got rid of reflex/ will/ fortitude saving throws. (saving throws are now directly influenced by ability score, so instead of rolling for reflex you roll for dexterity.)

I told them that I’m all for turning the campaign I made into 5e since we based it off the test packets, at least once I write up the next part, but that will take a while. I just want to start a fresh campaign to see how it plays.


"It’s time you learn who benefits from war." Armed Democrats

War for profit culprits. Just watch republican politicians use fear tactics to agitate republicans to endorse and support wars. The “terrists” are coming! let’s start a war! Anytime we attack anyone the kickbacks begin for the republican party. McCain is the war cheerleader with his WE NEED WAR NOW ANYWHERE national campaign.




Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.

Exit, pursued by a doge. much run wow 

I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.

There once was a man from Nantucket,
One day he shat in a bucket,
Some fell on his shoe, he knew not what to do,
Now give me some gold and I’ll go away.