meme-fucker:

meme-fucker:

meme-fucker:

Someone tells Beyoncé to leave

Begoncé

Beyoncé tries to talk to a ghost

Séoyncé

Beyoncé get engaged

Feyoncé

Beyoncé clothes lose all their color in the wash

Grayoncé

wulfriciceberg:

I cant believe that 2014 years ago jesus crashed into the earth in a meteor and killed the dinosaurs :) bless god for getting rid of them so adam and eve could make baby on planet

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK


YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

 MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

NO GOD PLEASE DONT LET THIS BE THE POST THAT MAKES ME TUMBLR FAMOUS

(via bowfly)

flapflaps:

inkedmanagerie:

I was in charge of the specials board this week, so I decided to Grump it up a bit! Do not drink the Sonic ‘06 though. It is extremely disappointing.

I want to go there for a drink!

Those drinks are hella cheap.