Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via bowfly)

Nope. I live in the southern USA (yeah, not a good place for human rights anyway) and my dad is physically abusive. Last time I called the police and had to be taken to a hospital because they thought I had fractured ribs and it turned out my liver was bruised. What did the police say to him? "Oh, I'm sure she was being a brat." They didn't ask me anything. There was no police report filed. I, laying in my bed asleep, was "being a brat" and "deserved it." That's adult privilege.

jayjsupremacy:

No, that’s child abuse. 

Why do you have to invent new sj buzzwords? Does “domestic violence” not sound “oppressive” enough or?????

My dad was abusive too :|. He didnt “get away with it” because he had “adult privilege”, he got away with it because I too live in southeastern USA and things here are fucked up and a lot of people get away with things they shouldnt. The whole nation is like this. 

Adult privilege is bullshit because there ARE laws that protect children, there ARE consequences for child neglect and abuse and legitimate mistreatment. But people can only do so much because there will always be others who A) dont give a fuck B) dont see it or C) think its normal

You are not oppressed because you’re not 18.

Stop.

thebritishdeer:

OK SO I REVERSED SOME OF THE AUDIO IN THE BACKGROUND OF FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS AND HOLY SHIT GUYS I’M LITERALLY CREEPED OUT

(via bowfly)