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I Nintendo made an update to AC:NL to include some sort of tanning bed where you could choose the exact skin color you want that would be pretty rad.

detrea:

So usually if I talk about sucking dicks for money, people assume I’m suggesting I prostitute myself out, but maybe I’m just talking about, like, a marathon of dick sucking with people making pledges to raise money for a cause?

My dad had to have a fucking tantrum and throw… literally THROW… the milkshake I bought for my mom all over me and my car because we got into an argument about… get this… MATURITY! HAHAHA I GUESS THAT’S HOW ADULTS ACT HUH? I had to fucking clean that up by myself and my car is going to smell like soiled milk for days. it took every ounce of my being to not grab his stupid fucking head and slam it into the dashboard until the airbag goes off.

And yet there he is, sitting in the kitchen, looking up youtube videos about ‘judgement day’ and end of the world conspiracies about Obama. His actions remain unpunished, because he’s the fucking king of the castle and everyone revolved around him.